I wish I had more to offer

But alas I’ve got so much to do and so little time to do it. For in a little bit I shall be leaving on my lonesome to drive down to a Whales Vagina (in German thats San Diego) to see my brother in law Jeremy get home from Iraq. My wife and child have already left with my inlaws and now I am left to go at it alone. It’s a long drive and I’ve only got my ipod and some books on CD to comfort me. Wish me luck.

While I’m gone I’ve got a few assignments for my readers:

  1. Discuss evolution.
  2. Do something humanitarian and then comment about it.
  3. Comment on some of the coolest nicknames you’ve ever been given (or given someone else)

Thank you and I’m out.

ryan

8 thoughts on “I wish I had more to offer

  1. nickname i've been given: tabloid.evolution: micro . . . i dig it. macro . . . eh.humanitarian: join me in the fight against breast cancer!also, the real german words (yes, i get your anchorman reference) for whale and vagina are:walfisch (whale)andvagina (non-vulgar)scheide (vulgar)i as well am driving down there soon! we leave tuesday . . . will you still be there?

  2. Awesome totally missed your reference thanks tabs. Still smoking too much T.V. but have cut down to 2 channels a day.Best nickname hmmm: Irish worst: Mili-meter peters haha 6th grade is so much fun hahaevolution: my monkeys uncle…Humanitarion well I got my wife pregnant and its for the betterment of the world. You see there are few people I know I like as much as mywife and I so A mix between us will be the best thing I can give humanity…

  3. I forgot something….why would you write on my picture frame of names and messages at my wedding, a symbol of memories from loving friends and family, that Rolo sounds like Michael Jackson? Those types of things are meant for nice notes….you're mean.

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