sorry

Sometimes Jess and I play this game where we say “would you ________(name an action) to save _______’s (someones name) life?”
I won’t go into too much detail, but I think this game is much like drinking, or doing smack, or gossip. The more you play it, the worse the outcome. Maybe it’s kind of like pornography. It starts with 13 year olds looking in the Sears & Roebuck catalouge and ends with date rape.*

*note to self. Never end a post with ‘date rape’. Bad idea.
Try to incorporate ‘smack’ more often. It makes me sound like I’ve been down that road.
Never go down ‘that road’. Bad idea.

12 thoughts on “sorry

  1. Some other things you should not end a post with:1. "And then I punched a baby."2. "Paris Hilton is my absolute favorite."3. "Maury Povich."

  2. but what if you were to say "I get a cheap thrill from hating spoiled, trampy, heiresses and PARIS HILTON IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE"… wouldn't that be ok? nothing can make date rape ok… i'm not sure how the Penny's catalogue comes in (is that the british spelling of catalogue?), but it's still not ok.The game that you and Jess play is kind of like the time that Joey and Chandler (my Friends) were driving Phoebe's (my other Friend) taxi over a bridge and they were playing the 3 question game and Joey asked Chandler (as his 3rd question) if Chandler really wanted Joey to officiate their wedding… Chandler said "No" (that is the nature of the game– to get the truth) and so Joey made chandler walk home and Joey took the taxi to vegas. at least, that's what i think happened…

  3. how in the world did you get to be so funny?!?!only you could make the use of the words "date rape" actually seem funny.when i have kids, all the sears catalogues will be banned from my house.

  4. damn… it was sears.. not penny's. Goes to show you just how much i actually read. I just went straight to date rape.

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