When I was a kid my grandma used to stress about how dirty a dogs mouth was. So when we were at her house we weren’t aloud to let the dog lick our mouths (not a big loss right?). Here’s the funny part though, as an alternative to the dog licking our mouths she was adamant that the dogs could lick our ears instead! I remember her time and time again telling me “just let her lick your ear Ryan, just your ear.”
That’s what I’d like to leave you all with today: only let dirty animals lick your ears.
I guess this would be the appropriate time to share more valuable information from Grandma Cooper. We all know that San Diego means a whale's vagina. Well, my grandma was quick to tell anybody who said the word dork that it was actually a whale's penis. Hopefully these parts would not be on the same whale…
who knew there were bisexual whales…grandma i guess.
p.s. my dirty dog likes to lick erics feet and legs…sometimes she only want to brush his leg hair with her tounge. yuuumm.
G and I read an article that pets are more sensative to a woman's pregnancy than the woman: cats and dogs have been known to be more affectionate when a woman is preggers and will even lick or "pet" their belly.We need to find a home for our two cats before Gina starts getting bigger…
You're not really giving up water for Lent, right?
Speaking of dogs, Lola loves puppies. Anyway, Lola likes to pet Brian's chest and call him puppy!
Sorry you guys were all sick. That's poopy. It's kind of funny that Jones has the vomiting down. He's quite advanced. I hope Jess gains some weight real soon!
that's my mom . . . . hmmm