My Hobo Agenda

I’ve been crunching some numbers today and I’ve come to some amazing realizations. I think that the homeless community will be blessed by my research.

Today I stumbled across a nickel. I thought to myself, “Huh self, a nickel. Cool”. But later I thought to myself, “Self, it’s no big deal to find a nickel on the ground. In fact, I bet if you were actually searching for nickels one might find even more than one in a day.” And thats when I figured that one nickel a day for one year is over $18!!! If a homeless person saved that nickel every day for a year they would have 18 bucks! Hot diggity, they could buy some smokes, or a few bus tickets. If they did this for multiple years, lets say 55, they would have over $1000 and would be able to afford an apartment for a few months. They would then be out of the rain, off the streets, and would have free cable hook up. Who knows, maybe there would even be a swimming pool involved.

Hurry, someone publish this crap. Lets spread the word and bless those homeless peeps up on outa here.

And that is my Hobo Agenda.

7 thoughts on “My Hobo Agenda

  1. i'd vote for you, Ry. I have to tell you a little story:there is a sherrif election up here. One guy ran and didn't win. Another guy ran and won. Who is this guy? No. One. Knows. He has never done anything political. Ever. No one can get a hold of him or his wife, or anyone who has… wait… what am i doing! this is the best post ever! I can't waste it here! I'm putting it on MY blog!..i see you haven't changed your picture yet… i'm waaaaiiiiting….

  2. This is really nice rushmyessay services program to help homeless people in such way. This is really nice. But do tell one thing is this agenda only available for nationals or is there any chance for internationals as well to avail this opportunity? Thanks for replying me if you reply me soon it will be great.

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